Prius v Stealth “Gray Ghosts†Petrol Warfighter Squadron Formed

I am the founding member of the Stealth “Gray Ghosts” Petrol Warfighter Squadron, Vee Prii One (VP-1). If you recently purchased, and now drive, and “fly” past gas stations in a new Magnetic Gray Metallic 2012 Prius v (pronounce “vee”), you can be a plank-holder and member of the Stealth “Gray Ghosts” Petrol Warfighter Squadron.

TAKE THE OATH: JOIN WE “GRAY GHOSTS” IN THE VEE PRII ONE (VP-1) SQUADRON

I, ___________, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will defend the contents of my wallet or purse against all gas-guzzler cars and trucks, and greedy oil companies, foreign and domestic.

Fear not, ye of the Blizzard Brigade. The Gray Ghost Squadron has arrived to provide you Close Air Support in fighting ground skirmishes in the War Against Petrol Terrori$m. That faint, high-pitched whining sound you hear off on the far horizon, is the sound of the Motor-Generators of a new, Magnetic Gray Metallic 2012 Prius v coasting down the road and reclaiming velocity energy in the Regenerative Mode.

The new 2012 Prius v was recently revealed and rolled into showroom “hangars” at Toyota dealers. It is a veritable low-flying, terrain-following Multi-Role Petrol Warfighter. The special, stealth version of those Hybrid Synergy Drive Powered “Petrol Warfighters” are covered with Magnetic Gray Metallic paint. My personal stealth warfighter is a Magnetic Gray Metallic 2012 Prius v―Level Five w/ATP, Gray SofTex & Max-Legal Window Tint.

These specially configured Prius v “Gray Ghosts” are equipped to Hide In Plain Sight shuttling along on highways and byways doing terrain-following fly-bys past gas station after gas station without refueling, for multiple hundreds of commuting, errand-running, and over-the-road of miles at a time. Ever so silently and stealthily, they “whisperingly” glide-by gas stations in the Electric Vehicle (EV) Mode on Full Traction Battery Electric Power, with their engine off, consuming Zero Fuel, and 99.9 MPG (i.e. Miles Divided By Zero Gallons, “Infinite MPG”) displayed on the MID.

Whaka! --- Another “Mark Of The Petrol Beast” gas station, and its $6.66 Per Unleaded Gallon sign is put into its rearview mirror.

 

Mdsinger2 - Take the oath, and I will put you on the flight schedule for your morning commute or your drive to a New Year's 2012 Party, as you prefer.

 

CycleDrum - Quote Brett M.: “There is envy behind any rant like this.â€