Informative signs worth reading in the most akward places

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  1. olyprius

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    I saw this tiny color chart conveniently placed at eye level above our locker room's stall urinal while doing a #1. :huh::eek: I'm in the good area! :) woot woot!

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    Btw, I washed my hands before taking this pic with my smartphone. For some reason I felt the need to disclose this to you. :D
     
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  2. usbseawolf2000

    usbseawolf2000 HSD PhD

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    Learned something new.
     
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    I can't quite make it out..do the smileys go from smiling to grimacing, and then back to smiling?
     
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    Sorry about that. I'll take a better pic on my next visit. I drank a good amount of coffee today so I'll post an update soon lol! I didn't want to get to close to the filthy urinal and accidentally drop my phone when I took the pic. The most severe face has the eyeballs looking like this: X X
     
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    Attached is a closer pic...

    Drink your water people!!! :D
     

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    I spent a fair amount of time doing vehicles and weapons test work. One of the first things newbies got was instructions on how to read your pee and keep hydrated.
     
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    Do they have a "What's my crap color mean?" chart on the stall door for you guys, too?
    It's serious stuff to know if you're new to this. :p
     
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    :pound: Lol! I sure hope not! As curious as that is, I prefer not to see a chart of colored fecal textures and illustrations of smiley faces changing from happy to grunting based on bowel movement... :hand:
     
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    Sounds like a cool and interesting line of work!
     
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    The sign should say: "If you are reading this, you are peeing on your feet."

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    I took this pic when I was in St. Thomas. Too bad, the lizard can't read.

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    Shouldn't the first level say something like "Beer consumption is adequate"
     
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    Ask and you shall recieve:

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    This is one of my favorite signs, at the dock in Ketchikan Alaska:
     

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    Here's a couple of signs that I've enjoyed...
     

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    Hahaha.... I laughed at the first one.
     
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    Somewhere in my cruise photos, I think I have that same sign! :thumb:
     
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    Yep, those sharp corners are you biggest problem
     
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