Things we see, but wish we hadn't. Walmart Edition

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by Pinto Girl, Dec 26, 2010.

  1. Rokeby

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    There is a remotely possible alternate explanation.

    There was a time when participants in major bicycle competitions had to
    wear black shorts. The die/polish use on the leather seats rubbed off
    under the heat/constant motion of the racers buttox/upper legs. The
    result was a blackened butt... very unsightly on non-black shorts. But
    nowadays the seats are plastic, and shorts can be any color under the
    sun, or where the sun doesn't shine for that matter. :D

    It is then, even in this day of typically plastic and gel bicycle seats,
    possible that the offending stain came from an older bicycle seat.

    At least that would be my hope...
    carrying a load like that would cause a god-awful, but easily identified
    smell...

    "Dirty, nasty clean-up in isle 12."
     
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    hyo silver Awaaaaay

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    Bike shorts are also black so you've got someplace to wipe your hands after fixing a flat tire. I doubt that person's been anywhere a bicycle. My guess is he's asking which aisle the loperamide is in. :eek:
     
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    Mark57 2021 Tesla Model 3 LR AWD

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    Considering the load he's carrying it's no wonder he's worn out.
     
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    Wow--talk about getting your panties in a bunch!:D
     
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    Omg, that's a man.

    ADR6400L ?
     
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    Pretty sure he didn't leave the house in that condition...
     
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    Wow! She's hot! Did anyone get her cell number?
     
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    Er, maybe. Maybe not. :D
     
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    Hey, it takes a real man to wear pink :)


    Just maybe not to wear it there...
     
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    ETC(SS) The OTHER One Percenter.....

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    (*sigh!*)
    OK... I admit it.
    I probably have 2 dozen e-books just on my phone, and a zillion more on this PC, and I just spent 10 minutes reading this thread....

    Crap.
     
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    And in the parking lot...

    I feel like there are a few too many vents on this car. And the way the pinstripe flows around the vent...that's style.
     

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    Uh oh, I AM worried about the future of our country.
     
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