Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket...

Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

I bet there was a big stink about that!

What a pain in the butt for the CHP!

Something didn't smell right, so the bomb squad was brought it!

(good story for the late night night shows...)

 

So that's an iPood. :doh:

 

Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

They didn't need the bomb squad. All they needed was a long piece of string and a door knob. As an alternative, you could tie the free end of the long piece of string to a stationary object, and then tell the subject to run.

Tom

 

Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

There was no bomb, but there was a probe. I've never been so proud to be from El Dorado County. :madgrin:

 

Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

So, is that the Prius DIY arse warmer?

 

Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

Only top-of-the-line anal vibrators have the heater option

 

Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

We wondered why Grandpa was always smiling all the time. :madgrin:

 

Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

what a bunch of crap

 

Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

Some small children put foreign objects in the noses and ears and then they get older.

A doc once told me of a "cucumber extraction" that was performed in the ER. This was after the patient had driven past 3 hospitals in 2 counties.

 

Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

This reminds me of the following story of a vicar who slipped and fell onto a potato. All innocent you understand


Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom - Telegraph

 

Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

Couldn't they just kick him in a$$ a few times? Presto mashed potato.

 

Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

Man on Fire (2004) - Memorable quotes

 

Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

Perhaps he is an aspiring concert [ame=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulist]Flatulist - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[/ame].

He used the device to add vibrato.

Hey! I'm not smart enough to make this up:

Mr Methane » Flatulist

[ame=http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=flatulist&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8]flatulist - Google Search[/ame]

 

Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

smirk

 

Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

I'm really not sure if I should post this, but it is a clip from prime time UK tv show Britains Got Talent featuring Simon Cowel, so I guess if they felt it could be broadcast it can't be too bad.

Don't say I didn't warn you!!


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFLw8aH-M2w]YouTube - Mr Methane - Britain's Got Talent - Show 5[/ame]

 

Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

Was watching Leno (paused it to catch up on PC). Yup... he got a good laugh from his audience with this story.