This was just reported on UPI... General Motors today launched an new, ultra high mileage vehicle. With an EPA rating of greater than 100 miles per gallon, the vehicle has two motors and accommodates two passengers. The vehicle works well in urban stop- and-go traffic, and has a range of more than 50 miles on EV mode. At a list price of only $17,990, the new vehicle is expected to favorably compete with leading hybrid car models Toyota Prius and Honda Insight. "None of the other leading hybrids can match our mileage!" proclaimed CEO Lance Smith. "This is an exciting new era for GM." Due to the nature of the aerodynamics, storage capacity is somewhat limited, but according to Lance, "You can double storage with the purchase of the optional panniers." The new model has been tentatively given the name, "Meius." Below is an image of the first prototype:
You see, that's the best part! Miles per Gallon of Water! Some water may have 10% ethanol in it On other news fronts, 1 year after the staggering popularity of the new GM 100 MPG vehicle, government statistics show a decrease in the obesity rate of Americans, especially with the subpopulation operating this vehicle.
Actually, the EPA reported that it gets greater than 100 mpg. However, their mileage meter only goes to 99.9. This just in... Not to outdone, Ford Motor has announced a family version of this new technology. "Yes, GM has beaten us to market, but ours can hold more," said the Ford spokeman.
Did you notice it has 10 speed? The guy in the back has the lowest gear. He has to pedal so much faster than the guy in the front.
What you'd expect: Gas-Human Hybrid... Or a Electric-Human hybrid The more likely options: Kudo's to Dr. Zeus, The Push Me-Pull You: The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race. Don Marquis
