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I'm Going Back To GM ! Toyota Let Me Down !

Discussion in 'Gen 3 Prius Main Forum' started by New_Yorker, Mar 15, 2010.

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  1. New_Yorker

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    . . . it would be, but only if you posess a sense of humor. Can't you tell when someone is, "Pulling your Leg" ?:doh:
    My 'inspiration' for writing this is the quite serious post of a lady who, after allowing her Prius to run out of gas, says she is going back to GM because, she feels that, Toyota failed to design a low fuel warning capable of attracting her attention. When I suggested that would require a cattle prod in the drivers seat wired to 'warn' her, they erased my post. I then created an equally moronic post about going back to GM and proceeded to have fun with it. Almost everyone 'GOT IT', except for you.:tsk:
     
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    You had me fooled..ha..ha.. When I saw it was you I knew it was a joke! You have to change your ID before you try to pull something like this!! :pound:
     
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    This morning, the radio spoke about you as a 'killer of trees'.
    The green party decided to create a commission to inquire about this accident.
     
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    GeoDesign Who, Where, What, Why ?

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    Bad Advice! Our goverment took our tax money to buy into GM. We all know that our goverment's number 1 priority is the well being of the people. They will ensure that GM's are tree proof, zero emissions, gets 1000 miles to the gallon, remove all gas pedals,etc and as an added bonus, the CEO of GM, G Richard Wagoner Jr, will fly to the homes of new GM owners in his private jet to wash and wax your car on a regular basis.:D
     
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    CORRECTION, I PREFER, (on the advice of my Lawyers) "TREE MURDERER !"
     
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    That's only what they say BEFORE the election.

    Oh, and now that the Supreme Court ruled that you & I donating the limit to influence elections is to be surpassed by pre-Tax Corporate Profits spent without limit to BUY any and all Politicians, you may have to join the assembly line and build your own car, and pay GM for allowing you that privledge. That quaint old idea that the government we trusted was to be Of, By & For "The People" , well it has finally, "Perished from this Earth" ! :eek: The Supreme Court Drove the Stake :heh:through its heart, about a month ago. Long Live the Greedy Corporations, our absolute rulers.
     
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    aaaaah, Right ! But only because they're Really Stupid, and Gullible people, who believe whatever their TV spews at them. Its how we choose our politicians too, and look how bad the last 30 years have been because of it. If they actually read the facts, and made the wisest choices the National Debt'd still be under a Trillion, and they'd have driven GM into merciful oblivion, decades ago.

    You :noidea:really never read anything on these threads do you ?

    Try reading this one, just for the YUKS ! Ya might actually learn something. :thumb:
     
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    I just heard a commercial on the radio where a law firm said that I could make big bucks if I'm a Prius driver who is afraid to drive it after hearing about the horrifying tree incidents. Thanks for bringing this dangerous situation out to the forefront so that I can take advantage of the class action. I'm always disappointed when I hear those class action suit commercials on the radio and I can't take advantage of them. The first thing I'm gonna do with the money is upgrade to a Gen III Prius V.

    Now I'm gonna go practice my shaken up voice for when I call the law firm.
     
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    News Flash, Breaking News, The US in under the highest terrorist alert in the nations history!!!!!!!!

    Goverment investgations have revealed that after 65 years, Japan is seeking vengence on the US for the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. People of our great nation, we are in our darkess hours. Japan's auto makers are building death traps to destory the US! Allies include, Toyota, Honda and Nissan. Anyone sighting one of these auto weapons are instructed to run to the nearest GM dealership for shelter. May God bless us all.:eek:
     
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    Oh, Right! The Supreme Court Ruling. Ok, Everybody, grab your wallets and join me in the new pledge of allegiance.

    I pledge allegiance to the wall street cronies and the greed for which they stand. I will pay my taxes and allow them to rape our land.

    I will ignore my child’s education and my family’s health, and I will not question the insurances companies’ wealth.

    I will support the invasion of oil rich countries and off shore drilling and will not shed a tear for the people we are killing.

    I will not question corporate powers and believe their decisions sane, and do my best to see they all get bigger airplanes.
     
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    Not a Problem, the lawyers hired coaches to show you how its done in open court for maximum effect.
     
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    So now the government can charge Toyoda for unleashing Weapons of Mass Destruction on our brave nation! Toyota Terrorists! Insighting Insights! Armagedon Armadas! Where will this END???
     
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    Someone post the 1-800 number! It's time the ENTIRE BOARD signed up for this!
     
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    . . . And in case anyone questions the veracity of this tale, tell'm Glenn Beck broke the story, and they all need to 'Lock & Load', and await furthur instructions from the NRA.:hail:and Obergrupenfurhur Cheney.
     
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    Our new Flag will have 50 white dollar signs on a field of Blue, and the stripes will run vertically in warning of the prison bars you'll encounter if you imagine that dissent will be tolerated.

    Practice clicking your heels together. It'll come in handy soon enough, trust me.:bolt:
     
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    Yes Indeed, we have finally metastasized from Absolute Monarchy in the original 13 colonies to Absolute Corpocracy in the Final 50.

    Only in America .... from "God Save the King" to "In CEOs we Trust"!!
     
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    Jay Leno's joke writing team should be mining this thread for material!!
     
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    Being from NaYawk I was thinking more,

    "LIVE FROM NaYawk, It's Saturday NIGHT !"

    . . . besides scams are always better in New York. Surely you remember Bernie Madoff ? And who could 'invent' Donald Trump and his comb-over, or Leona Helmsley who left everything to the Dog. New Yorkers may have no clue what state Boulder, Colorado is in, but we could still sell you the Brooklyn Bridge. And the biggest Rip-Offs of all time, right here down on Wall Street. They're handing out Bonus Checks, while the rest of country's working shlubs are all going bankrupt to cover them. Here in NaYawk we invented stealing with Both Hands, and Raised to Olympic Event status, if not a fine art. :hat:
     
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    This is true. Trees, and vegetation in general, are *sick* and *tired* of being co-opted as tokens by the automotive class, especially those who drive Prii. They are striking back.
     
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    Hell yes, let them use this thread, then we all can sue for plagiarism and then give the money to wall street, of course we will hold enough back so we can all buy Hummer H2's.:tea:
     
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