I love my Prius, and am a little skeptical about recent events, but I was imagining myself on a freeway in California, and a song came to mind (sung to the tune of Del Shannon's Runaway): As I speed along, I wonder, a-what went wrong, With my car, the darn thing will not stop! And as I still speed on, I dial... 9-1-1, And try... to flag down a cop! Flying down the big freeways, To the floor the pedal stays, Doing ninty miles an hour, Suddenly this car's got power! But I wonder, I wa-wa-wa-wa wonder, Why, Ah-why-why-why-why this car ran away, And I hope, big T will pay, To stop my runaway, runaway Prius, runaway.
I think you might be onto something here. Any semi-professional rappers out there that want to do up some lyrics?