Tinfoil hat time

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by hobbit, Mar 11, 2010.

  1. hobbit

    hobbit Senior Member

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    I don't have to worry about SUA in my Prius anymore, because
    I'm PROTECTED!
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    This will keep out the gamma rays from the planet Mongo that
    might otherwise make me mash the wrong pedal in the car. I feel
    so relieved now. And the kind folks at the local 911 dispatch
    center can breathe easier too.
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    It's actually not that easy to construct a tinfoil hat, it turns
    out. Maybe that's why more people don't. Getting the ground-plane
    integrity right is a pain.
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    The only remaining nagging fear is something my mother said: she
    thinks the source of the mind-control rays may be a lot closer than
    the Mongonian empire. Guess I won't drive too near SoCal until
    this whole mess blows over, and always try to park facing east.
    .
    _H*
     
    #1 hobbit, Mar 11, 2010
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  2. a_gray_prius

    a_gray_prius Rare Non-Old-Blowhard Priuschat Member

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    OK..........

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    #2 a_gray_prius, Mar 12, 2010
  3. GrumpyCabbie

    GrumpyCabbie Senior Member

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    lol you crack me up :)

    (again - you are kidding right?)
     
    #3 GrumpyCabbie, Mar 12, 2010
  4. 2k1Toaster

    2k1Toaster Brand New Prius Batteries

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    You should make sure you are impedance matched to 42ohms... That way you pick up the anti-Mongonian transmissions the government is broadcasting at full intensity. Lowest chance of interference.
     
    #4 2k1Toaster, Mar 12, 2010
  5. jayman

    jayman Senior Member

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    I have just started The Emergency Fund To Get Hobbit Laid. It currently has $75 and I figure we'll need at LEAST $850 to calm Hobbit down
     
    #5 jayman, Mar 12, 2010
  6. blueumbrella

    blueumbrella Member of Prius Regeneration

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    I guess this explains why you are not responding to my messages!
    Take that dam hat off!
     
    #6 blueumbrella, Mar 12, 2010
  7. M. Oiseau

    M. Oiseau 6sigma this

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    Try the simpler solution,

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    #7 M. Oiseau, Mar 12, 2010
  8. galaxee

    galaxee mostly benevolent

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    at least he has the need for "protection" part figured out.
     
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  9. Radiant

    Radiant New Member

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    Got my tinfoil cat ready to go. Now what?
     

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    #9 Radiant, Mar 12, 2010
  10. Chuck.

    Chuck. Former Honda Enzyte Driver

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    #10 Chuck., Mar 12, 2010
  11. mad-dog-one

    mad-dog-one Prius Enthusiast

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    Perhaps you could weave a bunch of these together to get the kind protection that you are seeking.


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    #11 mad-dog-one, Mar 12, 2010
  12. jayman

    jayman Senior Member

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    <smirk>
     
    #12 jayman, Mar 12, 2010
  13. TheForce

    TheForce Stop War! Lets Rave! Make Love!

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    Is this enough?

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    2k1Toaster Brand New Prius Batteries

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    That's awesome!
     
    #14 2k1Toaster, Mar 13, 2010
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    amm0bob Permanently Junior...

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    Do i need the hard hat or will the tin foil be effective enough on its own ??? I MUST KNOW NOW!
     
    #16 Flipclock57, Mar 13, 2010
  17. jayman

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    You need the hard hat to also block the secret NSA Mind Control Beams that are broadcast from every wireless device on the planet
     
    #17 jayman, Mar 13, 2010
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