A Higgs Boson walked into a Catholic Church. The Priest said "we don't allow Higgs Bosons here!" The Higgs Boson asked "Then how do you have mass?" If you're a geek like me, this is one of the funniest jokes I have heard lately. It came from a science comedian(!)
Hover mouse pointer over comic for a text punchline: xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By Randall Munroe "I suppose that's more accurately a hare dryer". XKCD is my only regular webcomic. Best for the technical/mathematical minded. :rockon: :cheer2: