From monkeys to man... dating ain't really changed that much...

It appears that chimp gals are just as happy as human ones to give him some nookie after a good meal...

Lady chimps will mate for meat - Discovery.com- msnbc.com



A savory meat dinner goes a long way, as in all the way, in the chimp world, according to a new study that found wild male chimpanzees exchange meat for sex with females on a long-term basis.




Sooooo fellas... if you think that monkeying around with the one you're sweet on isn't going the way you've planned... offer her a steak dinner... it seems most primate babes CAN be had with the right... bait.

Well... I guess if you want one that looks like the picture anyways...


What is your favorite "ploy" for some nookie...

 

Especially when I was in school... not grammar school... well... except for Sally... I did give her half of my PB&J sandwich most of the time...

Hmmmmm... and now I'm allergic to peanuts...

I wonder if there is a link to this...

 

I was 7... then I didn't know there was more to be had... it wasn't till we had moved three more times before I got to Grandpa's ranch... THEN I learned there was something more... :gossip:


Nowadays Bra... I'm ascared to get any strange... plus... well... the frau would beat me with chains in my sleep.

 

Wellllll...

She's a... distant cousin... so I've been told... on more than one occasion.

My Mother's a saint.
And since my Da passed, she hasn't wanted to meet anyone... we tried to set her up... but since she retired to Ohio... there's slim pickens round her parts, and she ain't about to have any of them mofos too close to her for too long a time...


It you're out looking for love in all the wrong places Bra... you'd have to be pert near damn blind drunk to want to give the cousin in the pic any of your... time, or... munchies don't cha know.


I do have some other less fur-bearing mammalian/hominid folks I could introduce you too if you're having a rough go/dry spell for the local available females... but you'll probably still have to ply them with meat.

As the article said: your chances will improve if you do.

 

Vegan ploys... keep it in the fridge until you need to put some on the tray.

I have used a fresh relish tray, with three types of sauce for dipping...

Usually:

fresh cucumber, cut into strips
some carrot sticks
black olives
some centers of celery
a little zucchini
some red and yellow bell pepper
mushrooms
broccoli
cauliflower
and then some seasonal stuff
currently asparagus
avocado
and artichoke.

Put out some little plates and spoons in the sauces and let her take what she wants...

But she was a "Davis Gal"... soooo... I was doomed to fail because I was driving my badazzz V8 Vega then, and the T-bucket...

I had/still have a mountain bike... I just didn't want to ride it to fricken Davis from my place in South Sac.


Hmmmm... come to think of it... what I just mentioned would probably be just fine for the OP princess Huh...