US religious landscape shifting

We all look better after a couple of drinks.
Tom, you are HOT after a few Mai Tais!

 

Good thing I only had two.

 

I didn't have any Mai Tais, but if it will make me hot, I'm willing to give it a try.

Tom

 

That explains it. I did think you were looking pretty cute.

Tom

 

Moi, turn down a few drinks?

I sincerely regret not being able to attend. I would have probably drank everybody under the table - except Pat

 

Pat was too busy disposing of straws.

Tom

 

Ohhhh I'm dizzy with jealous envy ....

 

No, I was drinking the Mai Tais!

Heck, everybody in the bar was hot

okay, :focus:

 

You don't need them

 

Budda-boom!!

 

I know that, but I'm pretending not to.

Tom

 

Yeah, you're a supposedly happily married guy

 

That is correct. I can no longer see attractive women, except for my wife. I have active filtering that removes them from my field of view.

Tom

 

Warning: More than two drinks will disable the protective woman FOV filtering.

 

AKA "beer glasses".

Tom

 

Smirk snicker