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Shelly's just pointing out your typo, Tom. Celebrate...celibate...calibrate.

 

Well F a Duck. I had a hard time with that one. When I typed it the first time I had "celibate", which is pretty funny considering the topic. So I managed to "correct" it to another wrong word.

I guess the topic of sex got me so excited that my usual bad spelling became even worse.

Thanks Shelly. I enjoy having fun with mistakes like that.

Tom

 

I'm guessing Freudian Slip

 

Was Shelly wearing a slip? I missed it. Did she have good legs?

Tom

 

What woman doesn't??



You sure you've been married as long as you claim???

 

Good point. Women are like pizza: even when it's bad it's still pretty good.

Tom

 

I swear to whatever deity you want me to - after all that *is* the topic, right? - I once had a guy tell me he had really "bad" sex with a woman

That is completely impossible.

I told the guy as much too. He thought about it for awhile, I could almost hear the gears grinding and stripping inside his head, then he had to admit I was right

 

No slip on me, and Shelly was my Prius. Never caught her in a slip either.

Is it possible to change user screens names on this board?

 

Well, I suppose that would work, but unfortunately you'd be in prison after the first couple o' wankectomies. And then what good would you be for the fight? I was thinking of something say, a little more realistic.

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You know some really strange Bible-thumpers...I bet it took every ounce of energy to not thump them with your fist, I'm not sure how well I'd be able to hold back! I hope you your verbal lashing was nuclear.

 

That term is uncouth. I prefer "Bobbitectomy"

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Yep I seem to bring the weirdos out

Trust me, I almost had to punch myself to avoid punching them!

Don't worry, I have a vicious verbal assault built in. They were in tears by the time I got done with them

 

Why on earth would you want to? It adds to the mystique and fun of these boards.

For example, how do you know I'm not a 78 year old granny? Ok, Tom knows I'm not, but you don't know that ...

 

Hey, don't look at me for corroboration. I think it's quite possible that jayman is a 78 year old granny.

Tom

 

Okay, I'll fess up. I do know what jayman looks like. Here is his photo:



Tom

 

Fun-ee.

Me thinks a visit to the UP of Michigan is in order ....

 

Michigan? No, I don't live in Michigan. You must have me confused with Hyo. I'll have to remember to correct the location on my information.

Tom

 

Oh boy ... way too early in the morning for a drink

 

I know what Tom looks like, but even though I've never seen Jayman, I'm pretty sure that's not him.

 

He looks better with makeup, and after a couple of drinks.

Tom

 

A couple of drinks in him, or you?

 

I was thinking in me, but it couldn't hurt him either.

Tom