I'm going back to watching the Miss America pagent

I think we have chased everyone else away with the sheep puns. Very baaaaaad.

 

Oh, they're just too sheepish to join in the fun.

 

You're not going to pull the wool over hyo's eyes.

Tom

 

Shearly this can't go on much longer.

 

Let start showing the canditates....

 

Miss Nebraaaaaska, I presume?

 

Maybeeeeeeeee...

 

Whaaaaatta baaaabe.

 

Lamb Chops time .....

 

These photos are going to distract Pat to the point where he won't be able to type.

Tom

 

Those are nice ears on them beauties

 

Miss Whaaaaat?

 

That's Dolly, the replicant ruminant!

 

...after this R rated I run out of Sheep - shall we start on goats?

 

Whoa, now we have Skin Flicks on FHOP

 

I draw the line at goats, unless I've had a couple of drinks.

Tom

 

Yes master......

 

Well I guess you got my goat on that one.

Tom

 

'Beautiful goat' pageant fetches thousands for Saudi breeders - Haaretz - Israel News



P.S The origin isn't clear. "Get my goat" MAY have come from horse racing, according to an inconclusive discussion at the Word Detective site (link below). Or it may have come from "goat" as old prison slang for anger, as the Word Detective says. The latter hypothesis makes more sense to me. Goats can act like angry people--you know, head-butting and all that. "Get your goat" would then mean "arouse your goatlike side" or "bring out the beast in you."

 

No doubt with all the sheep talk there will be a Kiwi (New Zealander) along soon.

What is a New Zealander's favourite car?
(You have to hear how a Kiwi pronounces this car name)
Subaru (Pronounced Soo Baaaaaaa-Roo!)

You all know why Kiwi sheep farmers wear gum boots don't you?

Do you know why there is always a long cue at the Christchurch sheep sales?
They don't want to be late and get an ugly one.

What is the biggest cause of early death of sheep in New Zealand?
Broken neck, from when the farmer, in the throws of passion tries to kiss his lover on the lips.