I'm going back to watching the Miss America pagent

DH calls it "Gift wrap".

[yes, I'm psychic. Of course. I KNEW you invoked me with this posting...]

 

I will admit one thing. When a woman's hair goes gray, it does look nicer if she dyes it back to its original color. And while I dislike tattoos, and much prefer women without them, I've seen some beautiful ones, and I've known women who are still beautiful in spite of having them.

 

I have a very close friend with tats and too many rings on her fingers, but she is still beautiful. That is beautiful to look at and her personality. Just because I hate rings and tats doesn't mean I can't love the person with them.

 

Some women wear it very well, but my wife does look better with it colored.

 

I like a gal with a bit of meat on her. Can't stand these walking skeletons

:doh:

I just got back from Scotland. I'm fairly certain I have no idea what you're talking about

 

Yeah, that's kind of important. Quite a few years back, I was stuck sitting next to a younger guy on a plane, who I SWEAR probably hadn't had a shower in a couple of weeks

It was an overseas flight, and after a few hours I was ready to slit my wrists to cut off the blood flow to my nose

There *has* to be more to this story. Sinister, dirty minds are waiting for the full installment

 

You need a couch to sleep on tonight? Possibly for the rest of your natural life?

 

Nope. There really isn't. Not that I'd have been reluctant. But my lifetime batting average is zero in that department. I just happened to see her dressed but without makeup, and it made an impressive difference for the better.

 

I was very careful to protect the Aussie's name by not mentioning Pat, oops, I mean the Aussie, by name in the OP.

Tom

 

That's why Scotsmen wear kilts: sheep can hear a zipper from a hundred yards away.

Tom

 

Damn, sorry to hear that

 

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My evil, dirty mind can imagine the scene

ZZZzzzzt! BAAAAAAAAA! Sheep takes off

or

(Quiet rustling of cloth) Baa?

 

I love how these threads evolve. We've gone from Miss America Pageant contestants to Scots and their stealth sheep shagging technology.

 

Accord to Groundskeeper Willie, "There's nary an animal alive that can out run a greased Scotsman!"

 

I already sleep in my own room.

Sorry mate, I wash regular now, every month whether I need it or not.

 

I have also heard (I think here on PC) that you want to get the sheep right up to the edge of a cliff. That way when you push, they push back.

Tom

 

Everyone knew that!









Didn't they?

 

Yeah, you 'heard that' somewhere. Un-huh. Right.

 

I don't even *dare* try to do anything with that quote

 

Damn ... sorry to hear that

Too funny!