Question everything

Is that information something Toyota should publish?

 

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Great pic! Does Moxie have the best armadillo-bobblehead-in-a-pail (or in a pi) or what ?!

 

Does that armadillo have its own bowling ball? Does it have its own bowling shirt?

 

moxie, would your armadillo like a muffin?

 

Would you believe he's more into ping pong than bowling? Does that diminish his armadillo mystique in your eyes?

Blueberry or chocolate chip?

 

Can we see a video of the armadillo playing ping pong? What is the armadillo's name?

 

Can you take an armadillo to the vet to get their nails trimmed?

 

What length should I trim the armadillos nails? Is there a special tool that I will need to buy?

 

Would Armi Dillo like a french manicure for those nicely trimmed nails?

 

Would an armadillo with a french manicure be willing to go bowling? What about ping pong? Could the armadillo damage those fancy nails?

 

Could they put little rubber thimbles on their finger tips to protect the nails?

 

Would they use armadillo glue?

 

Are you calling Sarah Palin a pig?

 

If you put lipstick on an armadillo, is it still an armadillo?

 

Would an armadillo make a good Vice Presidential candidate?

 

Has the armadillo been a Mayor for a town of less than 9,000 armadillos?

 

Would an armadillo be too cold in Alaska? Could the armadillo be an effective Mayor if it was so cold?

 

If we moved the armadillo in front of some warm media lights, would that make the armadillo more qualified?

 

Is the armadillo plucky and attractive? What's the difference between a hockey mom and an armadillo?