Statements of fact

I think, therefore I am, I thought!

GT

 

I'd like to see your thermomiter ... and which orface you stuck it in.

 

Hey, don't argue with They Might Be Giants.

Also, load Firefox. It has a spellcheck built in.

(the above are also two statements of fact)

 

Don't argue with an idiot, first he will bring you down to his level then beat you with experience.

 

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.:rain:

 

No matter how late you are, you'll always make it in time ... for your own funeral.

 

The Prius gas gauge means it when it says "Low Fuel"

 

I don't look anything like my avatar, either.

 

Fact one: I also don't look anything like my avatar.

Fact two: My cat does.

 

It better be, since you'd have to be pretty dumb to keep looking after you found it!

 

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a terrible warning......

 

This is a fact: I find this smiley disturbingly adorable:

:dance:

 

4 out of 3 people don't understand fractions (even those that give 110%).

A banana can start an argument just by dancing in an annoying way.

 

Well, you thought wrong! If thinking is being, then to be thinking is to be being, and bees aren't beings, just humans are, and humans don't do much thinking.

 

The above is supposed to improve your pronunciation, but it is not a fact. The rain in Spain actually falls primarily in the mountains. The plain is drier. Plains are almost always drier.

Wrong! Sometimes you just give up looking and never find it!

I do not know. After I find something I sometimes look in one or two other places, just to make sure I found it in the right place.

 

Daniel is very analytical.

 

"-lytical" was added to the above post to keep Daniel happy.

 

[you] is no longer telling [you] who [you] is. (are? )

 

So in other words, you are calling Daniel "Ana"???
I don't get it.