We haven't had a good cat thread in awhile.

Exhibit A for why candles are no longer use to illuminate Christmas trees.

Though candles weren't a very good idea even without cats ...

 

Sometimes my wife dresses up like a kitty cat

 

^ it's Smokey's replacement.

 

And then ignores you?

(I know it is an old answer, but still couldn't resist... )

 

Yes.....how did you know? Are you that guy with the telescope? She will ignore me and then go sit in a box.

 

Found it! Up!

 

There’s a cat thread?

Fuel up, boys… you’ll need it.

 

Not sponsored, but I found this being advertised elsewhere and was so amused:

 

Wait, why’s that skinny little cat on the exercise wheel, while…

Ah, never mind.

 

Many people have a treadmill for their dog. And given that it has been raining 8 out of 10 days for the last 3 months here, I might get one for our 6 months ol puppy too (there are plenty no-longer-used-ones that you can pick up for free...).

The cat gets plenty of excersize. The puppy makes sure of that... (when we got her, she was 2.5kg (5.5pounds) and the cat 3.9 (8.5pounds). When putting them together, the cat made sure to show who was boss and the dog ran screeming and howling. But curiosity keeps winning in the puppy, so she hunts down the poor cat whenever she can. Then again, often the cat just lies there and fights without using his nails, so I think they are *kind of* friends now. But the dog is 14kg (40pounds) by now and the cat is 3.6 (8pounds, so he lost weight...), so the fight gets unfairer by the week

 

Seems to me a normal treadmill, a harness and a short leash would produce better results.

It would work on the cat too.....

 

I'm not a cat

 

^ and what is even funnier than the "I am not a cat" video is that Skylis A changed to an avatar that matches the Zoom cat filter.