History of the Middle Finger

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  1. SPEEDEAMON

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    Is this true?

    The History of the Middle Finger:

    Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew').Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and they began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as 'giving the bird.'
    And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.
     
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    i don't know, but it sounds good.:p is this thread due to the pic of the marathon bomber?
     
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    plucking eh.
     
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    the problem with your post is the timing. it should have been posted 3 weeks ago.
     
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    Rudimentary Internet Research seems to suggest that it absolutely NOT TRUE.

    References to the middle finger go back to ancient Greece.

    But it's an entertaining piece of well embraced fiction, and if you don't like it? I say Pluck Yew all to hell!
     
  6. FL_Prius_Driver

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    I'm not so sure. I learned history is written by the winners. The British won, so they get the right to say if this story is true or not.