Talking sex robot

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  1. jayman

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    I'm sorry to hear that. Hope you're not dwelling too much on it. Things will improve

    That, and a remote control with a Mute button

    Oh so true



    I would want the Psycho Killer function to be easily turned off. Like the movie robot AMEE in Red Planet

    http://thecia.com.au/reviews/r/images/red-planet-6.jpg

    Yes, I LIKE Psycho Killers
     
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    That's ok, just keep that emergency shutdown key fob thing close at hand. The sex would probably be great with the psycho option. :madgrin:

    I'm sure it would be trivial to add that to the emergency shutdown fob, so that you wouldn't need to have two separate remotes.




    I like virtually everything David Byrne has done, although some of his stuff is an acquired taste.
     
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    Actually, that would work for me
     
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    Is a lamb just an underage sheep? :madgrin:
     
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    DaveinOlyWA 3rd Time was Solariffic!!

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    ah daniel, not true. u missed the movie that had ummm...Melanie Griffiths?? in it she was a cyborg programmed to be the "perfect" wife. something went wrong (hardware failure, software glitch, etc ) and he had to upgrade to new model, but he was too in love with the old model.

    wish i could remember the movie. came out in the early 80's or so??

    **edit**
    movie: Cherry 2000 released 1988...umm well released in Europe, US release was straight to DVD (vhs or what ever was available then)... i thought the movie was ok... for a guy anyway
     
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    To hell with the robot, I've known several guys who had that happen in real life

    It usually gets ugly, what with the divorce and what-not

    This clip pretty much tells it all, but do NOT play it at work or in front of the kids. Lots of naughty words

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV-RbmLc3Ss"]YouTube - marriage described through horse race, not for kids[/ame]

    and very true
     
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    If they can name a horse "Mine That Bird", will it be long before they name a horse "I F#*%ed Your Brother"? If they do, I'm going to suspend my rule against gambling and bet $2 on it. :rofl:
     
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    I'd put $5 on "mortgaged up the nice person"
     
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    To win, place, or show?
     
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    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    You can never win with mortgaged up the nice person: it's not really your place, and it's mostly for show. I'd go with show.

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    Better than a sex robot. If they can teach it to fold fitted sheets, I'm getting one.

     
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    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    Very impressive. Standing there, holding up a towel and staring at it, reminds me of myself when I'm trying to sort out a pair of underwear in the morning. It takes me six tries to get it right, even though there are only four possible permutations.

    Tom