Are we the turkey?

actually, u r close. yes, we have what we need to flourish and yes, we dont appreciate what we have nor are we inclined to do anything to keep it and we will lose it and cry about it thinking like a 3 year old would that if we cried loudly enough, we would get another chance but we wont.

we will go away, the Earth without us, will recover and others will come in and try it again.

and besides, if what u say is true, God must be a soup lover, otherwise he would not have flooded the Earth

 

Aren't turkeys descendants from dinosaurs? Cause that would make us dinosaurs which would be freaking awesome.

 

Couldn't it be as simple as a supernatural being (god?) creating a world, full of beings with their experiences, chances and fates, just to remain alive itself, in the experiences of all it lives?

And it isn't incompatible with the compassion.

 

Not according to DNA from the stuff I had read over the years... you kinda mixed up the chain a bit, all animals are descended from fungus... so are a lot of bacteria, but not all of em turned out to be animals...

 

This metaphor that daniel keeps talking about, is it a turkey-like animal, only smaller?

Tom

 

Hmmmm...


I guess in all reality I'm more like a game hen then.

 

Does this pizza have turkey sausage?

Tom

 

Ah, so this is more like alphabet soup, or perhaps the cereal with little letters in it. Does the pizza have little letters made out of turkey?

Tom

 

I think we are just reacting to the starring pussy... well... I'm probably just reacting to the starring pussy...

I mean... what is going through the mind of the pussy right now... is it trying to project that it wants more turkey... or that there's enough turkey for it and the other gods...

And what if the pussy is thinking we are indeed just a featherless turkey in need of some sauce before serving... I know my wife's last pussy definitely wanted sauce with hers... she didn't like turkey dried up... and it certainly wasn't beneath her to bite the hand that fed it; I had always believed it was a pussy taste-test to see whether or not I was seasoned properly...

 

i don't know what you and allen are taking daniel, but i want some!

 

OK, let me see if I got this thread right: Tom now thinks every post has something to do with Turkeys (not a bad assumption considering who is doing the posting). Daniel is attempting to use logic as clear as String Theory to say he doesn't believe in something that will eat his soul - or not, because he doesn't believe in it, but he still fears it...wait, I think I'm in a loop...loop....loop....

And I sit here believing in nothing but scientific method.

At lunch I overheard a couple of guys discussing some arcaine christian religious point, and I think to myself "well, I guess they have a right to discuss superstition on their own time...". Hey, wait, they were eating hot dogs. I wonder if the dogs were made from turkey? Come to think of it, I ate the same hot dogs! Daniel is right! I wonder what the turkey that went into my hot dog thought as his head was being pulled off. I know what I thought when I ate him: YUM!!!

 

What happens if you are non-pompus bible reading church goer who believes everyone will be saved because god it love and love saves all?

Will I be eaten by love? Maybe, but if so then I think it might be a good experience.

Don't worry Daniel, it will all be ok - of course you can escape. Heck, I'll help you open the barn door if you need it. Either way you will be fine.

Hmmm, if you don't join the pizza party, where will you go?

Crazy is relative, literally.

 

Bra... it's still staring at me... I do not feel better... especially when I am being relegated to a mealtime entre...

 

So, are we going to talk turkey or not?

Tom