Naked Girls Reading

bonerific!

 

I wonder how this compares to the Folies Bergere?

I saw the Folies Bergere in Las Vegas. I was there to see Cirque du Soleil. I also went to a couple of magic shows. Leaving one, they were giving a "free pull" on a slot machine out on the sidewalk. I won one ticket to the Folies Bergere. Obviously, they figured if they give you a free ticket you'll buy another for your spouse/friend/date. Being alone, they miscalculated with me. The naked girls were pretty, the dancing was silly, and you'll all make fun of me when I say the best part of the show was actually the comedian. He was hilarious.

 

I particularly like her book marker.

 

Seattle is a long way to drive for me. Can you film it and post it on YouTube? :madgrin:

 

I saw the 'Folies Bergères' in Paris - so magic !

 

I would not have described the Vegas version as "magic." The girls were pretty. They kicked their legs high. They pranced around the room among the audience. But it was really just naked girls, and then the comedian, who was exceptional. A good show for the price (free, since I "won" the ticket in their promotion). I imagine the Paris version was altogether different. Vegas is all about crass. Paris probably strives more for art.

 

Agreed! Nudity does not beautiful make.

 

I'd like to practice my braille reading. :eyebrows:

Tom

 

...and he doesn't mean the book.

 

I wonder what they do for comedy?

 

True ... but sometimes it can turn beautiful into ethereal.

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and sometimes it just makes things worse than they already are.

 

Two tickets please. No, I won't be attending with another person, I want to go TWICE

 

I think I would be too distracted to remember what the book was about.

 

Paper cuts could be a real problem.

Tom

 

Guy like you, who can laid whenever he likes, what's the thrill of watching naked girls reading books?

It would be a great joke if the naked ladies turned out to be all over 80 years old. At least with the Folies Bergere you have a pretty good idea of what you're going to see.

 

If we had a Librarian like that when I was in school, I would have requested some private tutoring on the Dewey Decimal System.

 

Or, if it turned out that I was one of them

 

<sigh>

You just do NOT understand romance, do you?

Actually, one of my turn-ons - I have MANY turn ons - is for a nude woman to read to me. Preferably from my latest issue of Chemical and Engineering News.

There is something about a good looking woman, without clothes on, trying to pronounce scary syllables associated with colloidal chemistry, that just puts me in the mood

I also have discovered that a LOT of woman just PURR when, as part of foreplay, you gently brush their hair. On their head. With a brush.

After 15 minutes of gentle hair brushing, they practically THROW themselves onto me

I really am going to have to provide you some pointers. Sheesh

Then I would buy 10,000 tickets. Hint hint