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Daniel's Psychotic Hot-Line Prediction Thread

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by daniel, Mar 1, 2010.

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  1. jayman

    jayman Senior Member

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    I am once again starting the Emergency Fund To Get Daniel Laid. Am throwing in $50

    I have a mental image of an Appaloosa, no saddle, me, her .... excuse me, I will be busy doing something for the next 10 minutes

    <sigh> as I tried to VERY patiently explain to you, March is IMPOSSIBLE. Work is far too busy, and I will be attending several conferences and symposia

    Let's try for April, ok?

    Look, as I've tried to tell you MANY times, the answer is 42! Ok?!

    Just deal with it already ..... grumble grumble snort
     
    #21 jayman, Mar 2, 2010
  2. daniel

    daniel Cat Lovers Against the Bomb

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    That question does not require a psychic to answer!

    And well you should indeed put a frowning emoticon after "hamburgers," considering the environmental disaster caused by modern beef farming.

    Your question is: "what is my question, and the answer to that question?" And the answer to it is: Your question is: "what is my question, and the answer to that question?" And the answer to it is: ... [extend infinite regression]

    But what you really wanted to know is:

    "When will the men in white coats come for this looney and lock him away?" And the answer is: "What makes you think I'm not writing this from the looney bin already?"

    That's a medical question, not a question for a psychic. Maybe Evan can answer it.

    Yes. (Not all of Prius Chat, just the FHOP forum portion of it.)

    The show will rise in the ratings until 87% of the total TV audience is watching it. However, that will be exactly 3,729 people nation-wide as people just stop watching TV and the networks die a well-deserved death for lack of advertising revenue.
     
    #22 daniel, Mar 2, 2010
  3. SSimon

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    I am shocked you have turned psychotic. Did your psychic ability provide you with fair warning?
     
    #23 SSimon, Mar 2, 2010
  4. PriusLewis

    PriusLewis Management Scientist

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    Hey, that's my gig! (see Rants thread)

    Are you the guy down the hall in 311 who shouts "I know what you're thinking!" all night?
     
    #24 PriusLewis, Mar 2, 2010
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    There is no exclusive claim to crazy on PriusChat. :madgrin:
     
    #25 dogfriend, Mar 2, 2010
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    That depends... are you coming to my birthday party? :p
     
    #26 eagle33199, Mar 2, 2010
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    I think this psychic ability may be contagious. I was about to provide responses to the appaloosa remark and to Octavia’s psychic request, but I peeked into the future and decided to remain silent on both of these topics.
     
    #27 mad-dog-one, Mar 2, 2010
  8. daniel

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    I've always been nuts. Ask the shrink I went to from the time I was ten until I went away to boarding school. It's the psychic ability I didn't know about until I picked the winner in the Olympic hockey game. I knew then that I was psychic because there's no other possible explanation for how I could have known the winner before the game even happened.

    Zip it, neighbor. That's not me. That's Fred. The one who thinks he's Nostradamus.
     
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  9. PriusLewis

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    Daniel already knew you were going to say that...

    [Daniel, this is without a doubt the best thread on PriusChat, ever! Oh, right, you already knew that, too!]
     
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    That one should be easy for Daniel. LOL! Bible humor . . .
     
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    mad-dog-one Prius Enthusiast

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    That's precisely what I meant. I knew that you knew that he would already know what I was going to say, so there was no longer any need to say it. For the sake of efficiency, Daniel already knows that I will dispense with this pointless typing, given that we both already know what the other may or may not say and therefore need not mention.

    I feel much better now, knowing the source of the disturbing voices and disgusting images that have surrounded me since my psychic awakening. Regardless of your psychic powers, Daniel, you should never treat those tiny kittens in that manner again and really must avoid those fantasies that will only cause problems in your future.
     
    #31 mad-dog-one, Mar 2, 2010
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    Where did I put that receipt I'm looking for?

    If that question isn't worthy of your psychic attention then how about this one:

    What are next week's winning lotto numbers (for the CA state lottery). Please don't lie and keep them for yourself. I really want to win and I've been extra good this year! Honest.
     
    #32 moxiequz, Mar 2, 2010
  13. daniel

    daniel Cat Lovers Against the Bomb

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    Oh, but they like having their ears scratched!

    It's in the library book (As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner) that you returned last Wednesday. Yesterday it was borrowed by a little old lady who will forget she has it after it falls down into the crack between the headboard and the mattress. In seven years to the day from today she will be hit by a bus. She'll survive, but her children will move her into a nursing home and sell her furniture. The bed will be shipped to Bangladesh in a Red Cross aid package after a flood there, and the book will be found by a Sufi imam who will interpret the receipt as a revelation from Allah and declare you to be The Prophet Muhammad miraculously restored to the living. He will make a haj, not to Mecca, but to the Bay Area to worship you and will return the receipt to you. Being declared the prophet of the Muslim faith will result in your being put on the no-fly list by Homeland Security, but you'll have so many young attractive men and women throwing themselves at your feet, and so many Saudi oil sheiks sending you money, that you won't care. Sadly, it won't last: A week after his arrival in the bay Area, the imam will be hit by a bus, and he will be succeeded by an imam who can read English, and your receipt will be recognized for what it is and all your worshipers will go home. The checks from all those Saudi oil sheiks will bounce. It will take three years for Homeland Security to finally take your name off the no-fly list. A bookkeeping error at the bank will leave you will $1,000 more than you had before the checks were deposited. If you keep your mouth shut about it you'll be able to keep the money and nobody will ever find out. Even the IRS won't know about it if you don't declare it on your tax return.

    [Top that, all you fake psychics!]

    Doesn't really matter how good you've been. Giving out winning lottery numbers would have political repercussions and therefore violate the terms I laid out in Post #1. Sorry.
     
    #33 daniel, Mar 2, 2010
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    He's not looking for money-sex. He's looking for love-sex. They are different.

    As everyone keeps reminding me, there's more than one nice guy on PC. ;)

    Party!?! Whenz the party!?

    LOVE IT!!!!!!! :pound:

    Nice and crazy... all very nice and crazy...
     
    #34 octavia, Mar 2, 2010
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    Disturbed, yet relatively harmless. :madgrin:
     
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    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    Money-sex is an expense. Love-sex is overhead.

    Tom
     
    #36 qbee42, Mar 2, 2010
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    Dear super psychotic fortune teller,

    Am I ever going to stop procrastinating and write my term papers?
     
    #37 octavia, Mar 2, 2010
  18. PriusLewis

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    Daniel, re: your response to moxiequz:

    :hail: DANIEL THE GREAT!
     
    #38 PriusLewis, Mar 2, 2010
  19. Rae Vynn

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    Daniel, do not think you can get away with declaring yourself the only psychic on here...


    .... you KNOW better than that!

    Octavia, if you want to meet a nice guy, you should think about heading over to Spokane... I know a nice guy that's eager to treat a lady right... ;)
     
    #39 Rae Vynn, Mar 2, 2010
  20. qbee42

    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    Or if she wants to suffer miserably at the hands of a married man she can come to Michigan.

    Tom
     
    #40 qbee42, Mar 2, 2010
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