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  1. SPEEDEAMON

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    Such a touching story..

    Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
    'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint, and we're Jewish,' she asks,
    'Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says:
    'No, I don't think God would get mad. Whom do you want to give a Valentine to?'
    'Osama Bin Laden,' she says.

    'Why Osama Bin Laden?' her father asks in shock.
    'Well,' she says, 'I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them, and how he didn't hate anyone anymore.'

    Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride.
    'Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I have ever heard.
    ''I know, ' Melissa says, 'and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could shoot the bastard .'
     
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    A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology that was explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions.





    The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap.
    I bet you cant tell me anything that will make me both happy and sad at the same time".



    She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis".
     
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    Irish Sausages

    Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them; they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

    Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'

    Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

    He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said, 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!' Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!'

    They downed their drinks.

    Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.' The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out! They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!

    Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.
     
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    For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

    Men are like....

    1. Men are like...... Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
    2 Men are like...... Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are..
    3. Men are like...... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
    4. Men are like...... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
    5. Men are like...... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
    6. Men are like...... Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
    7. Men are like...... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
    8. Men are like...... Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
    9. Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
    10. Men are like...... Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
    11. Men are like...... Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
    12. Men are like...... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
    13. Men are like...... Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
     
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    "Is it Johnny or is it Mohammed ??"

    Mohammed entered his classroom on the first day of school.

    "What is your name?" – asked the teacher.

    "Mohammed". . .answered the kid.

    "You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," – replied the teacher.

    In the evening, Mohammed returned home.

    "How was your day, Mohammed?" – asked his mother.

    "My name is not Mohammed. I'm in America and now my name is Johnny." - he replied.

    "Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" – and she beat him.

    Then she called his father and he too beat him.

    The next day Mohammed returned to school.

    When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked,

    "What happened to you little Johnny"? - he answered,


    "Well ma'am, 10 hours after becoming an American, I was attacked by two freaking Arabs."
     
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    "THE BLONDE AND THE COW"

    A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.

    One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,

    'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

    The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

    Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'

    The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde, asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?'

    'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she explains very confidently.

    Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'

    The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,

    'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'

    (It's nice to see a blonde winning once in awhile!)





     
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    QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT US

    If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

    Can you cry under water?

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?
    Where's that extra penny going to?

    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    What disease did cured ham actually have?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
    They're going to see you naked anyway...

    Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
    They're both dogs!

    If Wile E Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

    Why, Why, Why

    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

    Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

    Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

    Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

    In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

    The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness.
    Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
     
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    To Be 6 Again...

    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife who was
    looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like for her birthday.
    'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .

    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

    Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

    Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

    He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

    'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
     
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    On Tuesday night/January 19th, in the deep bowels of Hell, around 10 PM our time, Satan walked over to a fat, seedy-looking minion toiling away shoveling more coal into the giant furnaces.


    He tapped the tormented soul on the shoulder and whispered, "Oh, by the way Teddy, a Republican just won your Senate seat".
    :D
     
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    When asked by a young patrol officer
    "Do You know you were speeding"?
    The 83-year-old woman talked herself out of a ticket by stating.....
    "Yes, but....I had to get there before I forgot where I was going".
     
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    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

    The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.

    At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweler said.

    The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'

    The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said.

    Monday morning the jeweler phoned the old man. Theres no money in that account.'

    'I know,' said the old man, 'but let me tell you about my weekend!'

    All Seniors Aren't Senile
     
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    Sorry another blonde joke...

    THE MAILMAN'S LAST DAY

    It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family, who
    congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift certificate envelope.

    At the second house they presented him with a box of fine imported cigars.

    The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

    At each of the houses along his route, he was met with congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts of all types and values.

    At the final house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful young blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom -- where they had a most passionate liaison Afterwards, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

    '...All this was just too wonderful for words,' he said, .......but what's the dollar for?'

    'Well,' she said, 'last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day ...and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you?' He said, "....Screw him ........give him a dollar."

    She then blushed and added, '.....But the breakfast was my idea!
     
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    Senior Road Trip

    While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

    All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated she became. He just wouldn't let up for a single minute.

    To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her,

    "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card."
     
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    Golf Poem​

    In My Hand I Hold A Ball,
    White And Dimpled, Rather Small.
    Oh, How Bland It Does Appear,
    This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.​
    By Its Size I Could Not Guess,
    The Awesome Strength It Does Possess.
    But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell,
    I've Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell.​
    My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same,
    Since I Chose To Play This Stupid Game.
    It Rules My Mind For Hours On End,
    A Fortune It Has Made Me Spend.​
    It Makes Me Yell, Curse And Cry,
    I Hate Myself And Want To Die.
    It Promises A Thing Called Par,
    If I Can Hit It Straight And Far.​
    To Master Such A Tiny Ball,
    Should Not Be Very Hard At All.
    But My Desires The Ball Refuses,
    And Does Exactly As It Chooses.​
    It Hooks, Slices, Dribbles And Dies,
    And Disappears Before My Eyes.
    Often It Will Have A Whim,
    To Hit A Tree Or Take A Swim.​
    With Miles Of Grass On Which To Land,
    It Finds A Tiny Patch Of Sand.
    Then Has Me Offering Up My Soul,
    If Only It Would Find The Hole.​
    It's Made Me Whimper Like A Pup,
    And Swear That I Will Give It Up.
    And Take To Drink To Ease My Sorrow,
    But It Knows ... I'll Be Back Tomorrow.​

    So...​
    Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of balls....
    A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.​
    Another study found golfers drink,on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.​
    That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.​
    Kind of makes you proud. Almost feel like a hybrid
     
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    Old Farmer's Advice

    Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

    Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

    Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

    A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

    Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

    Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

    Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.

    Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

    It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

    You cannot unsay a cruel word.

    Every path has a few puddles.

    When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

    The best sermons are lived, not preached.

    Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

    Don't judge folks by their relatives.

    Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer..

    Live a good, honorable life... Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

    Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none..

    Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.

    If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

    Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

    The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

    Always drink upstream from the herd.

    Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

    Lettin' the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

    If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around..

    Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.. Leave the rest to Chance.

    Don't pick a fight with an old man.. If he is too old to fight,he'll just kill you.

    And, When you quit laughing, you quit living.
     
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    The words I heard most often when I worked on a farm were:

    1. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
    2. When all else fails, read the instructions.
    3. (After building a fence for the cows, and it was not quite straight.) It's good enough for who it's for.
     
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    SPECIAL POEM FOR OLDER FOLKS

    A row of bottles on my shelf
    Caused me to analyze myself.

    One yellow pill I have to pop
    Goes to my heart so it won't stop.?

    A little white one that I take
    Goes to my hands so they won't shake.

    The blue ones that I use a lot
    Tell me I'm happy when I'm not.

    The purple pill goes to my brain
    And tells me that I have no pain.?

    The capsules tell me not to wheeze
    Or cough or choke or even sneeze..

    The red ones, smallest of them all
    Go to my blood so I won't fall.

    The orange ones, very big and bright
    Prevent my leg cramps in the night.?

    Such an array of brilliant pills
    Helping to cure all kinds of ills.

    But what I'd really like to know...........
    Is what tells each one where to go!
     
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    A bit long and tedious to read........but

    Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe... as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempts to control the car, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into a tree.

    Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and sees his wife unconscious, with her head bleeding! Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows he has to get her medical assistance.

    Bob carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the road. After a short while, he sees a light. He heads towards the light, which is coming from a large, old house. He approaches the door and knocks. A minute passes. A small, hunched man opens the door. Bob immediately blurts,
    "Hello, my name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife Betty. We've been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone?"

    "I'm sorry," replied the hunchback, "but we don't have a phone. My master is a doctor; come in and I will get him!"

    Bob brings his wife in. An older man comes down the stairs.
    "I'm afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor; I am a scientist.. However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have had a basic medical training. I will see what I can do. Igor, bring them down to the laboratory."

    With that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, with Bob following closely. Igor places Betty on a table in the lab. Bob collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor places Bob on an adjoining table.

    After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried.
    "Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion." Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail. Bob and Betty Hill are no more. The Hills' deaths upset Igor's master greatly. Wearily, he climbs the steps to his conservatory, which houses his grand piano. For it is here that he has always found solace. He begins to play, and a stirring, almost haunting melody fills the house.

    Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up. His eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers on Betty's hand twitch, keeping time to the haunting piano music.. Stunned, he watches as Bob's arm begins to rise, marking the beat! He is further amazed as Betty and Bob both sit up straight! Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the conservatory.

    He bursts in and shouts to his master:

    "Master, Master! ..... The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"
     
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    One expects a darker pun when we learn that the assistant's name is Igor.

    What's worse, I've seen this one before (maybe in this same thread :D ) and I didn't remember the punch line.
     
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    I really like this one! I think it's even siggy line worthy!
     
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