Talking sex robot

Does it have to use an iPad once a month?

 

I've seen it all now

 

Do you have to buy her drinks first, too? I would have thought one of the advantages of a sex toy was that they didn't talk. :brick:

 

How much for the non-talking sex robot? Moaning or grunting is ok, but I don't want any talking. :madgrin:

 

Of COURSE it has to talk! Where have you guys been, Mars or something?

It should say:

"You are the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I love you."
"Don't worry about the after dinner dishes honey, I'll get those."
"When you move like that you drive me crazy."
"You are the most amazing lover I have ever known."

:blink:

Oh! Were you guys talking about a sex robot for men?!? I thought motorized sex toys were for women.

Silly men!
toys are for girls! :moony:

 

Yep its for men (I suppose it could be marketed to shy lesbians?). You are correct, women already have all the toys they should need. :madgrin:

 

Obviously Roxxy is Roxanne

 

I'm thinking this robot should have erasable memory in case I need to delete something I had it do the night before. :madgrin:

 

Perhaps one of the personalities can be programmed to say "You are a very baaaaad man!" :madgrin:

 

In your dreams...

 

Good question, more importantly....,

"Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?"

Lo fa, ne-ko shi-ma de va-ja Blade.... Blade Runner.

 

Oooh...yeah, make mine look like Sean Young from Blade Runner, thanks. :madgrin:

 

FINALLY we guys get to get in on the fun. Where's been the equality in this world?

Future addons...( mega industry on the verge of exploding here )
Sex robot that irons.
Sex robot that cooks more than once a month.
Sex robot that asks for directions.
Sex robot that watches chick flicks and tears up.
Sex robot that can drive a golf cart, hit the ball 290 yds and miss every 3 ft putt.

 

Can she clean and fillet fish and does she have her own 18 foot trailable fishing boat?
The talking function can be turned off but I like the idea Octavia has with the little words of encouragement. I'd ;like mine to say, "**** ** ****** *** ***, ****'* **, **** **** ****. ** ****, ** ** ** ***!!" Or something along those lines, and when I came home from work, "You look fantastic honey but I can see you need to relax, how about a nice cool drink while I **** **** ****?"
That I WOULD like.

But I would prefer to find someone real who would do half of that.
Edit, I don't actually fish so I don't really need someone who can clean fish. And maybe if she came with a ski boat?

 

Not Pris? Oh well, each to his own. I'll stick with humans, thanks.

 

I suppose they could engineer one with interchangable heads. Then you could just get an assortment so you could have Pris and Rachel. :madgrin:

 

Can I take one our for a test drive / ride before I buy?